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All characters and events depicted in stories are fictional. Maybe seniors deserve more respect than these jokes give them but I'm an old curmudgeon and I think they're darned funny! Please visit my other humor pages: • 300 Funny Cat Photos, Cartoons & Videos • 4 big pages of Cartoons, Photos & Animations • Lawyer Jokes (and true stories! ) • Fun with Blondes • Military Truths and Jokes • Hnadyman Humor - Projects gone horribly wrong • Humor Book Bargains • Cartoon Book Closeouts 60th High School Reunion He was a widower and she a widow. ) On this page, you'll find clean jokes and cartoons about senior citizens, old golfers, frustrated doctors, assisted living, auto accidents, hearing loss, nursing homes, and even funeral homes. We open with a tragic scene in which a beautiful woman lays deceased and spread eagle on a bed. As she takes one last check, she dangles her shiny gold police badge from her neck. He violently shoves her head onto his cock all the way to the base of his ball sack. he pulls tighter and tighter as she collapses towards the bed. John pulls out and plays with his now lifeless victim.With her stockings and heels still on, her pussy and mouth are wet after apparent recent use, a dribble of cum still on the mattress near her head. She gags and drools as the air being cut off from her lungs depletes her. John tosses her to the floor where she is left to gasp for air. He licks her tangy pussy and fondles the woman before pulling her hands down to his cock. He grabs her head and forces his cock down her throat cutting off her shallow and weak breathing causing her to open her eyes only to witness the ongoing horror in complete useless indefence. He licks her pussy before moving down her thighs and to her feet.